Dear President Trump. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways. In the U.S. there are 150 million eligible voters and about 70 million of us supported you. What is it that we Americans love about you?

We love the way you denigrate women, bragging how you grab them. Some 26 women have accused you of either rape or sexual assault? Only 26. At least it’s not 260. They’re all lying, right?